Whether you’re the beardy sort, yourself, or merely a pogonophile, you'd look dashing in a Distinguished Beards of Science Tee Shirt.

Back in the day, men not only had beards, they had whiskers, muttonchops, and great billowing tufts in the form of spikes, spades, rhomboids, or villainous twirls. (And let’s give a shout out to those ground-breaking bearded ladies!)

Yes, a hirsute individual could sport a veritable arboretum of facial hair, and scientists were among the most flamboyant and fashionable of the lot.

Now that we’ve witnessed the resurgence of the mustache (“the training wheels of facial hair”), the beard is the phenotype whose time has come (back)!

This Distinguished Beards of Science Tee features many scientists who could rock a beard. Hurrah for those hipsters of wisdom!